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 Post subject: The perfect husband
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:14 pm 
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000.” ;

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re
asking $980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you
really want.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”

-SS- Amrod
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 Post subject: Re: The perfect husband
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:52 pm 
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Bravo, that was funny.

You already know.
 Post subject: Re: The perfect husband
PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:15 pm 
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LMAO :bigsmile:

"Care about people's approval and you will be their prisoner" -Lao Tzu

You might be taken more seriously if you fixed your attitude and actually offered constructive and helpful suggestions, rather than just spewing ignorant and hateful accusations/comments like a troll.
If you can't, you will only get what you dish out so don't come whining about that too.
 Post subject: Re: The perfect husband
PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:19 am 
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pretty good setup and delivery.. nice find hamface.

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